codawful:

do you ever just feel your eyebrows

I feel you, brow.

cataquacks:

asktrickstertrolls:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!! If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this.

Snopes confirms.

this honestly sounds like a fucking myspace bulletin but it’s ACTUALLY TRUE???

Yeah, thanks for putting the recipe for the “bomb,” geniuses … 

cataquacks:

asktrickstertrolls:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.

Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on
driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the
rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in
about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with
enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.


Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the
gutter, etc.

Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little
water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!!

No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.

Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed
of this.

Snopes confirms.

this honestly sounds like a fucking myspace bulletin but it’s ACTUALLY TRUE???

Yeah, thanks for putting the recipe for the “bomb,” geniuses … 

Seriously, these are even weirder when they get frozen.

lilithhaynes:

Pre-EOC Polypore Staff

Ray Gun from Black Ops.
I’m not really dead at all.

lilithhaynes:

Pre-EOC Polypore Staff

Ray Gun from Black Ops.

I’m not really dead at all.

andahappynew-year:

itsmorifarty:

biologytextbook:

when someone taller than you hugs you and you kind of put your head on their chest and it feels really protective and warm like godamn if thats not the greatest shit in the world

alternatively, being the taller person and resting your chin on their head is so comforting because you feel like their protector and it’s like they need you and you feel wanted for a moment if brief and i just think thats equally as nice

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Also alternatively, being the same size and basically burying your face in each other’s neck, makes you feel like two kittens.  

sakibatch:

nothing pisses me off more than opening a carton of ice cream and seeing this bullshit like does my family think this is a fucking game because im gonna slap their shit

Then you sadly and pathetically eat that and try to scrape as much as you can off of the lid as well.

sakibatch:

nothing pisses me off more than opening a carton of ice cream and seeing this bullshit like does my family think this is a fucking game because im gonna slap their shit

Then you sadly and pathetically eat that and try to scrape as much as you can off of the lid as well.

cribby-pls:

forfuturereferenceonly:

silverhex:

teenage white girls thinking they can make a difference via a blog post

People who think they can stop teenage white girls from caring about those around them who are less fortunate and less privileged

Found the teenage white girl.

People who think being a teenage white girl is a crime all of a sudden.

sh4ne:

what if everyone in one direction was black

cash money young money direction with their hit single what makes you fine as hell damn shawty what cho name is

Amazing that this comes from the same website that goes apeshit at things like “Pilgrims and Indians”.

awkwardlara:

Just a reminder that this guy was also running for president.

And he wanted everyone to get a free pony.

awkwardlara:

Just a reminder that this guy was also running for president.

And he wanted everyone to get a free pony.