twistedsickkkk:

thefingerfucker:

inspectahradio:

ankh-the-odd:

dasdeutschtard:

but-i-hear-the-voices-say:

castielleftthetardisat221b:

dragonsroar:

sly-nig:

zigazig-ah:

The Teletubbies unmasked 

EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR

I TOTALLY DISREGARDED THE FACT THAT THERE WERE PEOPLE IN THOSE COSTUMES

im not even fucking kidding i just

there were PEOPLE in there

oh my god

my entire life has been a lie

^

dude look at how fucking sassy Tinky Winky’s actor is. he’s like “bitch i’m fabulous and i still love my purse”

Oh jeez I don’t even know anythinhg anymore

Why did I always had this strange gut feeling that Po was Asian? Why?

oh my god

the guy that plays the green one is just like “I regret EVERY THING”

wut

At least they didn’t make the yellow one Asian, POWER RANGERS!

did-yuo-kno:

skylark-lane:

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA No.

I don’t have a bowel disorder with feces in the iris.  Please tell me no one thought that was real, ‘cause if you did then I am sad.

For clarification, Wikipedia’d that shit:

“In humans, brown eyes result from a relatively high concentration of melanin in the stroma of the iris, which causes light of both shorter and longer wavelengths to be absorbed.”

How is anyone supposed to take you seriously when you have brown eyes, you’re obviously full of shit.

The fact that so many people Google/Wiki/research your blatantly fake facts in order to not look dumb just … makes them look soooo dumb.

girlinabeanie:

jsdjfhsjdkf:

grasstomyknees:

Tegan and Sara -  12 minute Sainthood Remix

Listen to the whole thing. It’s amazing.

WHAT. I DON’T.
Where can I download this??

I NEED THIS ON MY IPOD!

This is somehow better while watching this GIF:

andersonisputtingmeoff:

Rick Santorum drops out of presidential race.

Americans no longer contemplate moving to Canada.

Fuck you, eh!  I still want to move to Canada!

hathatsfunny:

ihave-heavyboots:

oh my god. 

they were all recording it lol

I think we found the real Mary Katherine Gallagher.

megustamemes:

(Via MeGustaMemes: Purely funny memes)

My mum actually succeeds.  I guess she’s cooler than yours.

I take it you guys don’t know about timers, hm?

That awkward moment when you spell “awkward” wrong.

thats-so-meme:

d0wn-theroad:

This is what I found on my desk in my Geometry class: 

or 4chan or reddit or memebase or buzzfeed

Or from the Internet in general.

Tumblr isn’t the Internet, guys.

I ALMOST KILLED MY FAMILY MAKING PANCAKES THIS MORNING

Are those mice in that jar?